Shit I Hate
Tue, 24 Mar 2009 22:56:33 -0500
Yeap, I'm pretty eloquent. It seems that I hate a lot of things. I'd like to tell you about a small fraction of them now:
- Yellow Candy / Fruit Snacks: Why in the fuck do they still make yellow? It's always either banana or lemon, and it always tastes like shit. People generally leave them till the end, then throw them away. How about some more red or purple or orange, for fuck's sake? From the beginning of time, people have hated these, and yet they still end up in the bag.
- The Office: This show isn't funny. It's stupid. I get that it's supposed to be clever and all that, but seriously, get off the air. People that like this show have downs.
- Religion: Give me a break. Get off your high horse, stop contradicting yourself, and get real. Not even just a particular religion, all of them. Hey, I believe in God as much as the next guy, but I don't need some HUMAN BEING who thinks he's better than you and I telling me what's right and wrong, or interpreting some ancient book for me. I'll make up my own damn mind about what's good. And don't even get me started on the people that can't seperate church and state.
- HTML Frames: If you're still using frames on a web page, you're about ten years behind. If you can't adapt, get off the internet, we don't want you here anymore. I'm talking to you Monitor247
- Bluetooth headsets: Hey, guess what? You're a douchebag! You look like a psychopath wandering around Meijer talking to yourself. Just shut your word hole, get your economy sized bag of Cheerios and beat it. You're annoying 99% of the population with the glowing growth in your ear.
- Yellow Candy / Fruit Snacks: Why in the fuck do they still make yellow? It's always either banana or lemon, and it always tastes like shit. People generally leave them till the end, then throw them away. How about some more red or purple or orange, for fuck's sake? From the beginning of time, people have hated these, and yet they still end up in the bag.
- The Office: This show isn't funny. It's stupid. I get that it's supposed to be clever and all that, but seriously, get off the air. People that like this show have downs.
- Religion: Give me a break. Get off your high horse, stop contradicting yourself, and get real. Not even just a particular religion, all of them. Hey, I believe in God as much as the next guy, but I don't need some HUMAN BEING who thinks he's better than you and I telling me what's right and wrong, or interpreting some ancient book for me. I'll make up my own damn mind about what's good. And don't even get me started on the people that can't seperate church and state.
- HTML Frames: If you're still using frames on a web page, you're about ten years behind. If you can't adapt, get off the internet, we don't want you here anymore. I'm talking to you Monitor247
- Bluetooth headsets: Hey, guess what? You're a douchebag! You look like a psychopath wandering around Meijer talking to yourself. Just shut your word hole, get your economy sized bag of Cheerios and beat it. You're annoying 99% of the population with the glowing growth in your ear.