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This one sucks. I'm not impressed with myself at all, I lost all skills for some reaosn:

(12:58:21) wezzul: hello, how are you?
(13:01:53) wezzul: ??
(13:02:31) evelyn_bryant107: happy to hear from u
(13:02:37) evelyn_bryant107: how is ur day?
(13:02:40) wezzul: good, and yours?
(13:02:43) evelyn_bryant107: am evelyn
(13:03:00) wezzul: i know you are evelyn
(13:03:03) wezzul: how is your day i mean
(13:03:10) evelyn_bryant107: fine
(13:03:20) evelyn_bryant107: i would like to know more of u
(13:03:25) wezzul: like what?
(13:03:50) wezzul: ask me anything, and i will answer as honestly as i can
(13:04:24) evelyn_bryant107: well not too bad
(13:04:35) evelyn_bryant107: are u married?
(13:04:42) wezzul: i think we talked about this before
(13:04:43) evelyn_bryant107: kids?
(13:04:55) wezzul: it hurts me that you brought it up again, as it's a very upsetting situation
(13:05:30) wezzul: remember, i told you that my wife was with a dog
(13:05:35) wezzul: it was as disturbing as you can get
(13:05:54) evelyn_bryant107: am sorry
(13:06:06) evelyn_bryant107: u never told me that
(13:06:14) wezzul: yes i did
(13:06:27) evelyn_bryant107: when was that?
(13:06:43) wezzul: a week or two ago maybe when you IM'ed me
(13:07:09) evelyn_bryant107: ok
(13:07:09) wezzul: I told you about how the divorce wasn't finalized, but that my wife had been with a canine
(13:07:17) evelyn_bryant107: so what are u doing \now?
(13:07:22) wezzul: i am at work, slaving away
(13:07:29) evelyn_bryant107: i wish i could meet u inperson
(13:07:36) wezzul: yeah, well, most people do. but then they do meet me
(13:07:43) wezzul: i'm pretty horribly disfigured
(13:07:55) wezzul: my picture on romanticplanet is old, i've been in a terrible car wreck since then
(13:08:12) wezzul: i actually lost both my arms in an accident
(13:08:15) evelyn_bryant107: ok
(13:08:28) wezzul: i had some prostetics made out of oak, but i can type proficiently with my feet
(13:08:29) evelyn_bryant107: i am looking for happiness in a relationship
(13:08:38) wezzul: oh, i could provide you with much happiness
(13:08:45) evelyn_bryant107: a relationship that could end in marriage
(13:08:47) wezzul: i have a cock the size of an elephant's
(13:08:53) evelyn_bryant107: i wish
(13:09:00) wezzul: it will split you in half
(13:09:08) wezzul: you will be a bloody mess when it is all over
(13:09:08) evelyn_bryant107: we have things in common..i thinbk
(13:09:15) evelyn_bryant107: think
(13:09:25) evelyn_bryant107: really
(13:09:26) wezzul: oh yeah, we do. love for horses. cocks. murder.
(13:09:37) wezzul: i willt ell you what, i love me some murder
(13:09:42) wezzul: i'm getting a boner just thinking about it
(13:10:06) wezzul: i also like long walks on the beach, lettuce and sawdust
(13:10:15) evelyn_bryant107: ok
(13:10:24) evelyn_bryant107: good
(13:10:30) evelyn_bryant107: we can make a plan the
(13:10:46) evelyn_bryant107: i am just sad as am far away in africa
(13:11:47) wezzul: Where in Africa?
(13:12:05) evelyn_bryant107: nigeria
(13:12:16) wezzul: interesting
(13:12:26) wezzul: in a "you're boring me to death" kind of way
(13:12:44) evelyn_bryant107: how?
(13:13:28) wezzul: i just can't do this today
(13:13:35) wezzul: i'm having a nervous breakdown i think
(13:13:39) wezzul: my heart is beating really fast
(13:13:47) wezzul: and my left arm is going numb for some reason
(13:13:49) evelyn_bryant107: how?
(13:13:56) evelyn_bryant107: what happenbd?
(13:13:56) wezzul: oh shit
(13:14:12) wezzul: apioooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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(13:14:37) evelyn_bryant107: u are hell
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Posted on Friday, October 14, 12:08pm in AIM Convos by wezzul