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Wezzul> hello
Analyst> Hello and thank you for contacting Comcast. My name is Kathie
Wezzul> for starters, my name is D_Lowell
Analyst> How can I help you with your cable tv problem today?
Wezzul> it would not let me use that name for some reason
Wezzul> it appended the query string badname=D_Lowell on the end, which is somewhat humorous, considering my past run-ins with comcast.
Wezzul> first off, my accnt # is XXXXXXXX
Wezzul> when i received service with you, I had a bunch more channels than I do now. My service never changed.
Wezzul> for instance, ESPN news used to be a channel we got. now we don't.
Analyst> Hi D_Lowell. I'll apologize off the top in case I inadvertently revert to Wezzul.
Analyst> So, you are saying that your channel lineup has changed over time and you don't get channels you once did.
Wezzul> correct
Wezzul> and yet, I pay the same thing
Analyst> I apologize, D_Lowell, but the channel lineup does sometimes change and some channels are removed from analog service and put on to digital to free up space to allow for new channels to be added.
Wezzul> I have a digital box
Wezzul> and I get some digital channels
Wezzul> for instaince, ESPN news was removed as I said
Wezzul> it now says "For ordering info"...
Wezzul> ESPN news is not a channel in the analog cable range
Analyst> I'm sorry this has happened D_Lowell. However, the channel lineup does change and you may find if you were to view the existing channel lineup, that in fact you are now able to access more than you could before. Unfortunately, a number of the channels that you used to received have been moved and they are no longed available.
Wezzul> what exactly do you mean by moved?
Analyst> The same thing as I was saying earlier about analog. Against, I am not a technician, but they are trying to condense existing channels to free up "bandwidth" in order to add more channels.
Wezzul> right, right, I get that
Analyst> so in effect, they are moved to create space
Wezzul> however, freeing up bandwidth is not the same as just restricing access to channels for a particular user
Analyst> I'm afraid, D_Lowell, that this is a regular event with cable. The channel lineup changes and some show disappear from the lineup and others are added.
Analyst> I apologize that some channels that you were enjoying are no long available.
Analyst> Is there anything else I can do for you tonight?
Wezzul> there absolutely is.
Wezzul> perhaps you can explain this to me again, how I now have less channels for the same amount of money.
Wezzul> I know you said I now have more channels, but of course, that is incorrect. I do not have more channels
Wezzul> I know your job is to just get rid of people that have problems, I worked support before. but even the smallest amount of assistance would be good
Analyst> I'm sorry D_Lowell. I am in a national office and I am unfamiliat with your local programming. I can only tell you what my understanding of how the channel lineups work.
Wezzul> So you are in a national office and don't know about my local programming, but you tell me I now receive more channels? Amazingly clairvoyant!
Analyst> What would you like me to do?
Analyst> And I am afraid that you are completely misinterpreting my job
Wezzul> Well, since you've made it somewhat clear you can't really do much, I guess I want you to do nothing
Wezzul> I'm sure that I am
Wezzul> I'm sure you're very helpful to people that want to accept the cookie cutter answers that come out of that binder on your desk.
Analyst> Can I help with anything else?
Wezzul> I would doubt it.
I think it's funny, that query string for badname=D_Lowell. I think maybe they are on to me.
I recently got a WPS54G wireless print server from Linksys. After spending the odd 15 minutes trying to use their setup program to get it to work, and about 45 trying to find out what the static IP is set to on the device, I contacted Linksys Live Chat (I love Live Chats). What follows is my chat with Lailei, #17182:
Lailei (17182): Hi, my name is Lailei (17182). How may I help you?
Wezzul: need the default ip for a wps54g wireless print server
Lailei (17182): HI Wezzul! How are you today?
Wezzul: great
Lailei (17182): That's good. Before we begin, I need to ask a few questions that will help me assist you better. May I have your name and telephone number starting with the area code please?
Wezzul: ############, 800-###-####
Lailei (17182): Thank you. Can you please confirm the model number of your Linksys product?
Wezzul: wps54g
Lailei (17182): Thank you. By default, the device is on DHCP. It will grab any available IP address from the your router.
Lailei (17182): Is this the first time that you will install the device?
Wezzul: yeah, it is. it doesn't grab an IP, that's for sure. Not wired or wireless
Lailei (17182): I see. Are you also using a Linksys router?
Wezzul: i have a linksys router, yes
Wezzul: it's not plugged directly into that at this point, but another switch
Lailei (17182): Okay. What is the model number?
Wezzul: no idea
Wezzul: as far as looking for wireless clients goes
Lailei (17182): Is the DHCP server on the router on?
Wezzul: it's not going to show up since it's not connecting to teh wireless.... wps54g doesnt have the wep key, so there is really no way for it to connect
Wezzul: no, it's not. dhcp is handled by another device
Lailei (17182): I see. On the switch where the print server is connected, do you have computers connected to it?
Wezzul: yeah, i have about 30 computers connected to it
Lailei (17182): Okay. What is the IP range or subnet of your network?
Wezzul: 10.0.0.0
Lailei (17182): Thank you. Can you tell me the steps have you tried so far in installing this device?
Wezzul: i ran that silly windows setup thing, which detected no print server. i wrote a bash script to ping every ip in the subnet, and i tried accessing teh web cp for all the ones i wasn't absolutely sure what they were.
Lailei (17182): I see. What device is the DHCP server on the network - another router or a windows server?
Wezzul: it's a linux server
Lailei (17182): Okay. For initial installation, have you tried using the Bi-admin utility?
Wezzul: the bi-admin utility? what is that?
Lailei (17182): It's a software that can detect the print server on the network. It's included in the CD. Please install it and we will try to use it.
Wezzul: oh, that
Wezzul: yeah, that didn't detect anything
Lailei (17182): You already tried it?
Wezzul: yeah, the software on the cd that detects the print server. I definitely tried that.
Wezzul: it didn't find any print servers on the network.
Lailei (17182): I am referring to a software called Bi-admin utility. The setup wizard is different from the Bi-Admin utility.
Wezzul: alright, let me walk to the windows box give me a minute.
Lailei (17182): Okay.
Wezzul: installed, ran, detects nothing
Lailei (17182): If you have any firewall on the computer, please disable it.
Wezzul: there isn't one on it
Wezzul: not that if there was, it could be blocking outgoing traffic on the LAN
Lailei (17182): Okay. Is the computer connected on the same switch with the print server?
Wezzul: yes
Lailei (17182): Okay. Can you tell me the lights that are lit on the print server?
Wezzul: ethernet, wireless, power
Wezzul: no printer connected to it right now, but thats' not part of the issue anyways
Lailei (17182): I see. Since it's wired to a switch, only the ethernet and the power should be lit up. Please reboot the print server by unplugging the power for 30 seconds.
Wezzul: well, it's detecting that there is a wireless connection, i'm sure
Wezzul: but that's fine, be right back with you
Lailei (17182): Okay.
Wezzul: ok, ethernet and power now
Wezzul: still not foudn
Lailei (17182): Are you running the Bi-admin utility?
Wezzul: yes
Lailei (17182): Okay. Let us reset the device. Follow these steps:
Wezzul: just as an aside, the device is new out of the box today
Lailei (17182):
RESET:
1.) Unplug the power of the print server . With the power off , hold the reset button . Do not let go of the reset button.
2.) Plug the power on the print server. Continue pressing the reset button for 15 seconds . Release the reset button.
3.) Unplug the power of the print server for about 15 seconds.
Wezzul: ok, one second
Lailei (17182): Yes, I understand.
Wezzul: done
Lailei (17182): Okay. Please check if only the ethernet and power is on.
Wezzul: they are
Wezzul: and bi-admin does not detect the print server
Lailei (17182): Okay. Can you connect the print server directly to a PC? You will need to set the computer to a static IP.
Wezzul: what is the end goal of this?
Wezzul: and what static ip in what subnet?
Lailei (17182): You can set the IP to 10.0.0.5 or any IP that's on the same range with your existing network.
Wezzul: and then how is the print server going to get an ip?
Lailei (17182): We will use the Bi-Admin. If the Bi-admin can detect the device, we will set it to static IP.
Wezzul: ok, awesome, one second
Lailei (17182): This is our last option.
Wezzul: that, as expected, did nothing. are you sure there is no static ip set on this device?
Lailei (17182): I am 100% sure.
Wezzul: hmm. well, it certainly doesn't seem to be obtaining one by any method you've described thus far. seems a bit odd.
Lailei (17182): When you switch the connection from the switch to the PC, did you reboot the device?
Wezzul: the print server?
Wezzul: yeah, they are in different rooms
Lailei (17182): Okay.
Lailei (17182): Can you do the reset again? After that check if Bi-admin will be able to detect the device. Also, you can try to run the setup wizard.
Wezzul: sure, one second.
This is where I gave up. I went out to shoot the shit for my boss, came back, and what follows is when I had some fun with it:
Lailei (17182): Thank you.
Lailei (17182): Please tell me if it's done.
Wezzul: sorry about that. i reset it, and then turned it back on, hodlding the reset button
Wezzul: it started a small fire.
Wezzul: i had noticed it was really hot before, but now it is a bit too hot.
Lailei (17182): I see. You are using the original power adapter, correct?
Wezzul: oh yeah, right out of the box. this is not good.
Wezzul: i'm pretty sure the fire is out now, but still a bit scary that something as insignificant as a print server could start a fire
Lailei (17182): I don't think it can start a fire.
Wezzul: i didn't think it could either.
Wezzul: unfortunately, we both guessed wrong
Lailei (17182): When did you purchase the device?
Wezzul: a few days ago, from CDW
Wezzul: it arrived yesterday, i took it out of the package today.
Wezzul: clearly, i'll be returning the melted plastic and circuit board back to CDW at this point.
Wezzul: it's definitely not going to retain an IP now.
Lailei (17182): Okay. We apologize for the inconvenience.
Lailei (17182): Do you have any other questions that I can help you with today?
Wezzul: i don't think so, no. you've been less than helpful
Lailei (17182): We did everything that we could to make it work. Unfortunately, it's defective.
Wezzul: i'll say it is. someone could have been seriously hurt. I used to think Linksys made quality goods.
Wezzul: Netgear has won the day.
Lailei (17182): Okay.
Lailei (17182): Do you have any other Linksys device that I may help you?
Wezzul: Nope, I'm going to roll those out to the trash. I can't afford a fire that I'm unable to put out.
Lailei (17182): Be sure to visit our Knowledge Base located at http://www.linksys.com/kb. The site contains troubleshooting tips, how-to instructions, as well as solutions to common issues relating to all Linksys products.
Wezzul: Thankfully, my skin is made of abestos
Wezzul: I will certainly visit it.
Lailei (17182): Again, this is Lailei with Tech ID 17182.
Lailei (17182): Thank you for giving us an opportunity to serve you through Live Chat Support. For your records, a transcript of this chat session will be e-mailed to you. Feel free to contact us if you require further assistance. Thank you for choosing Linksys and have a great day!
Wezzul: FAQ: why did Linksys burn down my house?
Lailei (17182): I need to exit this chat session to attend to other clients. Thank you.
Wezzul: No, thank you!
Lailei (17182): Please do not forget to exit of the chat session so that I can assist other clients. Thank you.
Wezzul: I feel strangely at home here.
As an aside, I would like to state that plugging a print server into the back of a computer with a regular cat5 cable, and expecting the print server to magically obtain an ip from a computer that isn't running DHCP doesn't really work. Not even for linksys.
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advanced_tool_log> analyst Karen 4732 has entered room
Analyst> Thank you for contacting Comcast, my name is Karen, I will be happy to assist you with your billing today.
Wezzul> accnt#XXXXXXXXXXX
Analyst> Thank you
Wezzul> was billed $20 for some sort of sevice call
Analyst> How may I help you today?
Wezzul> no idea why
Analyst> Let me check for you
Analyst> For security reasons, Comcast requires the last 4 digits of your SSN. If unavailable, please provide the account number or the last date you made a payment including the amount. Thank you.
Wezzul> XXXX
Analyst> Sorry I do not have an SSN listed on the account.
Wezzul> that makes sense
Wezzul> as far as the last date I made a payment, I have no idea, i do not have the bill in front of me. Let me see if i can login to my account on comcast.com
Wezzul> ...?
Analyst> Thankyou
Wezzul> it will be one second while I login there
Analyst> Thanks
Wezzul> finally getting in..
Wezzul> and of course
Wezzul> my billing history is unavailable
Wezzul> is there any other way for your to verify me?
Analyst> What is the error message?
Wezzul> [pasted the error]
Analyst> they are doing upgrades today so you will have to call in diectlry to technical support at 1-800-266-2278
Analyst> please select the internet option
Wezzul> but I don't want tech support
Analyst> A representative will be able to help you with your payment history until the upgrades are in effect
Wezzul> ...
Wezzul> you've gotta be kidding me
Analyst> They will be able to help you.
Wezzul> they will be able to hang up on me, as they generally do there.
Wezzul> hence the reason I use this instead. easy to actually get something done
Analyst> I am in the same office as these representatives
Analyst> sorry for the inconvenience
Wezzul> I am also sorry for it
Analyst> is there anything else I can assist you with today?
Wezzul> it's funny, I can sign up an account on comcast.com and I can have access to my billing information without providing any verification
Wezzul> but I can't do this
Analyst> What would you like me to do
Wezzul> help me with my problem
Wezzul> at the very least, explain to me what the $20 fee is for
Wezzul> i understand you have to try and verify me
Analyst> Thank you. One moment please while I gather the required information
Wezzul> however, I would imagine an account # and an address would be enough in this case, since I did not give an SSN when I signed up
Analyst> It is a credit to your account for -20.00
Analyst> It was an adjustment
Analyst> On July 12th
Wezzul> right. but what was the original $20 charge for
Wezzul> some service call
Analyst> I can only see as far back as 07-03-06 in the ledger.
Wezzul> the credit was supposed to be because comcast was 2.5 hours late when they setup the service
Wezzul> right, the service started on the 3rd
Analyst> It does show what the 20.00 is for. But they did credit it back
Wezzul> after that, at some point, there was a $20 charge, then the next day, there was a comcast on-time credit
Analyst> I am not billing department. I can't see the original 20.00 charge
Analyst> It is now off the account
Analyst> Is there anything else I can assist you with today?
Analyst> It was regarding a service call
Wezzul> right, I told you that
Wezzul> so, using thjis online form, selecting billing inquiry, does not connect me to the billing department?
Analyst> But they have not put any details in
Analyst> That is why I was asking you to call in, so they can provide you with additional information
Analyst> No it does not
Wezzul> You asked me to call in so that you didn't have to do any work
Analyst> would you like the number?
Analyst> I am sorry, did you receive my last message
Wezzul> if you have a direct #, yes, I would like it
Analyst> 1-800-266-2278
Analyst>Is there anything else I can assist you with today?
Wezzul> lol
Wezzul> 1-800-COMCAST
Wezzul> nice
Wezzul> well, you haven't helped me with anything yet, so I can't imagine you'd start now
Analyst> Thank you for chatting with Comcast. This chat can be printed out in the event that you need the information for future reference. After the chat, just click the "print" button. Thank you again for contacting Comcast. Have a great day!
Analyst> Analyst has closed chat and left room
She told me she'd be happy to assist me with my billing today. Not ten minutes later, she told me she didn't work in the billing department? What the fuck is she then? A goddamned robot or what? Don't tell me you can help me with my billing if you know damn well you can't.
Karma is a bitch, huh? (those that know me know what I mean)
Addendum: I was right. I called 1-800-COMCAST, and it disconnected me, telling me there was a high call volume.
This is funny solely because people are willing to ask for help, but when you give them a way to help themselves, they are unwilling to do anything about it:
(11:53:13) Eli z: Hi. I have a question. Are you there?
(11:53:21) Wezzul: yeap
(11:53:39) Eli z: Do you know about WordPress?
(11:53:51) Wezzul: yeah, sure..
(11:54:03) Wezzul: i don't use it at all, but i know enough people that do
(11:55:00) Eli z: Well, I got someone to code the backend of my site
(11:55:13) Eli z: And I'm not sure if he's ripping me off by using all wordpress code
(11:55:14) Wezzul: so what does wordpress have to do with it
(11:55:30) Eli z: ^
(11:55:51) Wezzul: did you look at the code adn compare it to wordpress code?
(11:56:05) Eli z: No, I don't have wordpress
(11:56:18) Wezzul: so get it...
(11:56:30) Eli z: Wnvm
(11:56:36) Wezzul: hahaha
(11:56:37) Wezzul: weak
(11:57:21) Wezzul: you want to know if you're being ripped off, but you don't want to do any work to find out...
(11:57:28) Eli z: I don't know how
(11:57:36) Wezzul: you don't know how to open a text file?
(11:58:24) Eli z: bye
(11:58:28) Wezzul: lol
(11:58:33) Wezzul: honestly, that's hillarious
(11:58:45) Wezzul: if you can't open a text file, you should start there, not with a website...
(11:58:56) Eli z: i dont know how to view the code of the site
(11:59:04) Wezzul: 1. open the file with notepad
(11:59:11) Wezzul: that's the only step
(12:00:03) Eli z: what file!
(12:00:12) Wezzul: any file you suspect is a file that is actually wordpress code...
(12:00:23) Eli z: the source
(12:00:28) Eli z: ? i dont have any files
(12:00:41) Wezzul: so the guy you are paying to do the backend hasn't produced any product at all?
(12:00:51) Eli z: he has
(12:00:58) Wezzul: do you have it?
(12:01:01) Eli z: yes
(12:01:03) Eli z: online
(12:01:04) Wezzul: ...
(12:01:08) Wezzul: so download it
(12:01:08) Eli z: not on my computer
(12:01:10) Eli z: how
(12:01:11) Wezzul: ftp
(12:01:33) Eli z: forget it
(12:01:38) Wezzul: too much work for you?
(12:01:42) Eli z: you could have helped by now
(12:01:44) Eli z: bye
(12:01:46) Wezzul: no i couldnt have
(12:01:53) Wezzul: i'd have had to download wordpress AND download the files from your webserver
(12:02:04) Wezzul: which is something you should at the very least be able to do....
(12:02:14) Wezzul: that's like webpage 101 shit there....
(12:02:53) Wezzul: definitely something you should learn to do...
I would like to point out that Eli Z actually runs/ran a webhosting company, but doesn't know how to FTP files. This is literally amazing to me. So, if you are looking for hosting, steer clear of
siaro.com
Update:
I talked to
Eli Z (also can be IM'ed at
Siaro1), and sent him the link to this post. What follows are his thoughts on the post, and, his idea of the proper time to beat off, and his candid feelings on Eli P, his archnemesis:
(00:05:26) Wezzul: http://wezzul.com/AIM-Convos/758/Failing-Youth
(00:05:56) Eli z: Cool. Thanks!
(00:09:15) Wezzul: it just cracked me up how lazy people can be, and unwilling to help themselves....
(00:09:55) Eli z: I was in the middle of doing something which occupied my hand which didn't allow me to type or do anything.
(00:09:58) Eli z: If you get the drift.
(00:10:26) Wezzul: you were beating off?
(00:10:50) Eli z: possibly.
(00:11:06) Wezzul: nah, i think you're just dumb...
(00:11:12) Wezzul: but i guess oyu could be DUMB and have been beating of...
(00:11:29) Eli z: Think whatever, but at least remove my sn, please.
(00:11:32) Eli z: Or delete the z
(00:11:48) Wezzul: if i remove it, it takes away from the authenticity
(00:12:02) Eli z: make it a "p" then
(00:13:56) Wezzul: well, then it would be about someone else...
(00:13:58) Wezzul: like Eli P
(00:14:08) Wezzul: i don't wanna call out Eli P as lazy
(00:14:11) Wezzul: when clearly, he isn't
(00:14:19) Eli z: How is that clear?
(00:14:30) Wezzul: because I know Eli P
(00:14:33) Wezzul: he's a stand up guy
(00:14:36) Eli z: No he's not.
(00:14:41) Wezzul: he can open a document too
(00:14:53) Eli z: I know how to open a fucking document.
(00:15:10) Wezzul: uh-huh
(00:15:10) Eli z: I was just busy because I have better things to do than post some covo on my blog.
(00:15:18) Eli z: I hope you get a life.
(00:15:21) Wezzul: is that because you don't have a blog?
(00:15:27) Wezzul: because you can't find anyone to code one for you?
(00:15:37) Eli z: I have one already coded
(00:15:58) Wezzul: did you pay someone for wordpress?
(00:16:27) Eli z: No, I found out they didn't use WP.
(00:16:37) Wezzul: how did you find out?
(00:16:54) Eli z: I compared the code to that of WP, which didn't match up.
(00:17:22) Wezzul: YOU compared it?
(00:17:26) Wezzul: or you had someone else compare it?
(00:17:30) Eli z: No, I did.
(00:17:50) Wezzul: hey alright, i'm actually giving you a hand now. I now know you are one step closer to being Eli P. You can open a document.
(00:19:09) Eli z: I'm thrilled.
(00:19:25) Wezzul: i'd be thrilled if i learned to open a document too!
(00:20:25) Eli z: Is there anything you actually want? I don't see the purpose of continuing this conversation.
(00:20:48) Wezzul: i just wanted to point out what a lazy moron you are, but I think that point has been made... good day to you sir.
This one sucks. I'm not impressed with myself at all, I lost all skills for some reaosn:
(12:58:21) wezzul: hello, how are you?
(13:01:53) wezzul: ??
(13:02:31) evelyn_bryant107: happy to hear from u
(13:02:37) evelyn_bryant107: how is ur day?
(13:02:40) wezzul: good, and yours?
(13:02:43) evelyn_bryant107: am evelyn
(13:03:00) wezzul: i know you are evelyn
(13:03:03) wezzul: how is your day i mean
(13:03:10) evelyn_bryant107: fine
(13:03:20) evelyn_bryant107: i would like to know more of u
(13:03:25) wezzul: like what?
(13:03:50) wezzul: ask me anything, and i will answer as honestly as i can
(13:04:24) evelyn_bryant107: well not too bad
(13:04:35) evelyn_bryant107: are u married?
(13:04:42) wezzul: i think we talked about this before
(13:04:43) evelyn_bryant107: kids?
(13:04:55) wezzul: it hurts me that you brought it up again, as it's a very upsetting situation
(13:05:30) wezzul: remember, i told you that my wife was with a dog
(13:05:35) wezzul: it was as disturbing as you can get
(13:05:54) evelyn_bryant107: am sorry
(13:06:06) evelyn_bryant107: u never told me that
(13:06:14) wezzul: yes i did
(13:06:27) evelyn_bryant107: when was that?
(13:06:43) wezzul: a week or two ago maybe when you IM'ed me
(13:07:09) evelyn_bryant107: ok
(13:07:09) wezzul: I told you about how the divorce wasn't finalized, but that my wife had been with a canine
(13:07:17) evelyn_bryant107: so what are u doing \now?
(13:07:22) wezzul: i am at work, slaving away
(13:07:29) evelyn_bryant107: i wish i could meet u inperson
(13:07:36) wezzul: yeah, well, most people do. but then they do meet me
(13:07:43) wezzul: i'm pretty horribly disfigured
(13:07:55) wezzul: my picture on romanticplanet is old, i've been in a terrible car wreck since then
(13:08:12) wezzul: i actually lost both my arms in an accident
(13:08:15) evelyn_bryant107: ok
(13:08:28) wezzul: i had some prostetics made out of oak, but i can type proficiently with my feet
(13:08:29) evelyn_bryant107: i am looking for happiness in a relationship
(13:08:38) wezzul: oh, i could provide you with much happiness
(13:08:45) evelyn_bryant107: a relationship that could end in marriage
(13:08:47) wezzul: i have a cock the size of an elephant's
(13:08:53) evelyn_bryant107: i wish
(13:09:00) wezzul: it will split you in half
(13:09:08) wezzul: you will be a bloody mess when it is all over
(13:09:08) evelyn_bryant107: we have things in common..i thinbk
(13:09:15) evelyn_bryant107: think
(13:09:25) evelyn_bryant107: really
(13:09:26) wezzul: oh yeah, we do. love for horses. cocks. murder.
(13:09:37) wezzul: i willt ell you what, i love me some murder
(13:09:42) wezzul: i'm getting a boner just thinking about it
(13:10:06) wezzul: i also like long walks on the beach, lettuce and sawdust
(13:10:15) evelyn_bryant107: ok
(13:10:24) evelyn_bryant107: good
(13:10:30) evelyn_bryant107: we can make a plan the
(13:10:46) evelyn_bryant107: i am just sad as am far away in africa
(13:11:47) wezzul: Where in Africa?
(13:12:05) evelyn_bryant107: nigeria
(13:12:16) wezzul: interesting
(13:12:26) wezzul: in a "you're boring me to death" kind of way
(13:12:44) evelyn_bryant107: how?
(13:13:28) wezzul: i just can't do this today
(13:13:35) wezzul: i'm having a nervous breakdown i think
(13:13:39) wezzul: my heart is beating really fast
(13:13:47) wezzul: and my left arm is going numb for some reason
(13:13:49) evelyn_bryant107: how?
(13:13:56) evelyn_bryant107: what happenbd?
(13:13:56) wezzul: oh shit
(13:14:12) wezzul: apioooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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(13:14:37) evelyn_bryant107: u are hell
(13:14:59) evelyn_bryant107 logged out.
(16:53:42) evelyn_bryant107: can we chat?
(16:53:44) evelyn_bryant107: at yahoo
(16:53:47) evelyn_bryant107: am evelyn
(16:53:47) : Buzz!!
(16:55:07) wezzul: oh, hello
(16:55:10) wezzul: where did you get my aim name?
(16:55:15) wezzul: er, yahoo
(16:55:17) evelyn_bryant107: i tried it
(16:55:31) evelyn_bryant107: am unable to chat at romantic planet
(16:55:41) evelyn_bryant107: then i tired ur ID and it worked
(16:55:47) wezzul: ahhh, ok
(16:56:03) evelyn_bryant107: am evelyn bryant, just got ur introduction in my email
(16:56:07) evelyn_bryant107: tell me more about u
(16:56:13) wezzul: oh, cool, i'm glad you got it
(16:56:33) evelyn_bryant107: great
(16:57:11) wezzul: um
(16:57:14) wezzul: I'm from VA
(16:57:25) wezzul: I like basketball
(16:57:36) evelyn_bryant107: really
(16:57:40) evelyn_bryant107: tell me more of u
(16:57:43) evelyn_bryant107: are u married?
(16:57:48) wezzul: no!
(16:58:01) wezzul: I was once married, but not anymore
(16:58:10) evelyn_bryant107: am sorry
(16:58:17) evelyn_bryant107: are u legaly divorced
(16:58:24) wezzul: please, don't be
(16:58:33) wezzul: yes, i am. well, sort of. It's sort of a sticky situation
(16:59:00) evelyn_bryant107: yeah
(16:59:15) wezzul: I caught my wife in bed with, of all things, a dog
(16:59:31) evelyn_bryant107: divorce ruins lots of life and aswell destroy and break the harmony in a marriage
(16:59:35) wezzul: you know the old story about girls spreading peanut butter on themselves and having the dog lick it off?
(16:59:39) wezzul: yeah, well.... it's not just a myth
(17:00:02) wezzul: i'm sorry, that might be too much information
(17:00:05) wezzul: tell me about yourself
(17:00:22) evelyn_bryant107: am sry u are divorced
(17:00:29) evelyn_bryant107: we are all looking for happiness
(17:00:37) evelyn_bryant107: am also from a seperated home
(17:00:48) evelyn_bryant107: my parents got divorced when i was 3yrs of age
(17:00:51) wezzul: but of course. And what better place to find happiness than on the internet, the pleasure cafe of the world, so to speak.
(17:01:05) wezzul: do you ever think that you are the reason they got seperated?
(17:01:29) evelyn_bryant107: nope
(17:01:54) wezzul: you probably are though
(17:01:57) evelyn_bryant107: mom left dad because he was unable to satisfy his financial demands
(17:02:00) wezzul: children are hard to deal with in a relationship
(17:02:08) evelyn_bryant107: ye
(17:02:16) evelyn_bryant107: but they bring happiness
(17:02:24) wezzul: i personally hate them. If my "wife" had gotten preganant, i'd probably hit her in the stomach with a hammer
(17:02:39) evelyn_bryant107: u must be wicked
(17:02:41) evelyn_bryant107: why?
(17:02:50) evelyn_bryant107: u must be a devil
(17:03:03) evelyn_bryant107: don't want a man like u
(17:03:05) evelyn_bryant107: bye
(17:03:33) wezzul: come on baby
(17:03:35) wezzul: talk to me
(17:03:38) wezzul: i was just joking
(17:03:41) evelyn_bryant107: i can't
(17:03:42) wezzul: you really do want a man like me
(17:03:47) wezzul: i'm a very kind person
(17:03:50) evelyn_bryant107: go away
(17:03:51) wezzul: pardon me for offending you
(17:04:01) wezzul: come on. We can play the harp together. play teh harp and pick flowers
(17:04:07) evelyn_bryant107: why shoul u and why would you hit ur wife with a harmer
(17:04:07) wezzul: with teh dinglez and teh LOLZ!
(17:04:12) evelyn_bryant107: u are a murderer
(17:04:12) wezzul: i really wouldn't hit her
(17:04:14) wezzul: it was a joke
(17:04:21) evelyn_bryant107: not a joke
(17:04:28) wezzul: well, of course i am a murderer. I think everyone on romanticplanet is, aren't they?
(17:04:46) evelyn_bryant107: maybe
(17:04:48) wezzul: I mean, my profile is posted in "Murderers for Murderers"... you can't make it any more clear
(17:04:53) evelyn_bryant107: that is why am scared of men
(17:05:01) evelyn_bryant107: they are desperate
(17:05:04) wezzul: no doubt about it, men are scary
(17:05:09) evelyn_bryant107: all they wanted is sex sex sex
(17:05:18) evelyn_bryant107: they don't want any reasonable thing
(17:05:23) evelyn_bryant107: bye
(17:05:23) wezzul: sex is very reasonable
(17:05:34) evelyn_bryant107: pls, don't IM me anymore
(17:05:35) wezzul: especially when it involves animals. and feces. love me some feces
(17:05:50) wezzul: but you are such a great conversationalist
(17:05:54) wezzul: i like your voice
(17:05:58) wezzul: wanna cyber?!?!11one?!!
(17:06:10) evelyn_bryant107: i will forward this conversation to the romantic planet management
(17:06:17) wezzul: please do
(17:06:22) wezzul: romanticplanet has lots of complaints about me
(17:06:26) wezzul: i'm a murderer, baby
(17:06:44) wezzul: i love you!
Here is a picture of this beautiful Wezzul as well (lol)
Current Music: 
Laughing to loudly
(10:49:17) saiminho@hotmail.com: im at work too... tell me when u can talk, im here all the time, use it for work
(10:50:05) WEZ: i can talk now
(10:50:09) WEZ: what do you want to talk about? goats?
(10:51:03) saiminho@hotmail.com: know nothing about them other that they kick
(10:51:23) WEZ: they sure do. one time, I got kicked by a goat right in the ass. left a huge bruise
(10:52:07) saiminho@hotmail.com has closed the conversation window.
(10:52:44) WEZ: my parents own a farm, so I was around farm animals alot when I was a kid
(10:52:53) WEZ: we had a couple of llamas. I have grown to hate llamas
(10:53:06) saiminho@hotmail.com: :)
(10:54:06) WEZ: i used to have a llama that was sort of my pet, his name was bobo. I rode him around the farm with my cowboy hat, and assless chaps. however, when bobo was in heat, it tried to rape me... quite a scary moment
(10:54:42) saiminho@hotmail.com: wow, bet it was...
(10:54:50) saiminho@hotmail.com: going out for lunch now, see u later
(10:54:54) saiminho@hotmail.com: whats ur name?
(10:55:07) WEZ: I prefer not to say
(10:55:14) saiminho@hotmail.com: right, bye
(10:55:16) saiminho@hotmail.com has closed the conversation window.
(10:55:17) WEZ: lol
(10:55:24) saiminho@hotmail.com has closed the conversation window.
(10:55:35) WEZ: lolz!
(10:55:39) saiminho@hotmail.com has closed the conversation window.
(10:55:39) WEZ: dinglelolz!
(10:55:39) Message could not be sent because the user is offline:
Kind of a let down, but makes the morning better.
Also,
here is the guy jocking me. Son of a bitch. Look at that picture though, he looks like even more of a tool than I am.
Current Music: One Be Lo - Sleepwalking
(14:53:21) SexyGatoradez460: I just checked out Wezzulcom and I want to meet you
(14:54:42) SexyGatoradez460: please talk, i'll be good lol
(14:55:08) Wezzul: lol
(14:55:11) Wezzul: whaaaat?
(14:55:19) SexyGatoradez460: lol
(14:56:30) SexyGatoradez460: Are you still there?
(14:56:38) Wezzul: yup
(14:56:49) SexyGatoradez460: thats good
(14:58:02) SexyGatoradez460: hello? i just want to talk to u for a bit
(14:58:35) SexyGatoradez460: :-p
(14:59:10) SexyGatoradez460: ???
(14:59:54) Wezzul: hhh
(15:00:05) SexyGatoradez460: lol ur funny
(15:00:19) Wezzul: "ur" weird
(15:00:31) SexyGatoradez460: u think that I am weird?
(15:00:44) Wezzul: if "ur" means "you are", then yes
(15:00:54) SexyGatoradez460: who told u i was?
(15:01:04) Wezzul: I just assumed
(15:01:17) Wezzul: I mean, you did by me a case of Pabst, right?
(15:01:18) SexyGatoradez460: i dont beelive u lol
(15:02:36) SexyGatoradez460: uh hello? why aren't you talking?
(15:03:22) Wezzul: You have been talking to a computer! One of your friends is reading the whole conversation and laughing it up right now! GET EVEN! Have the bot prank all your friends by visiting imprank.ebaumsworld(dot)com
(15:03:30) SexyGatoradez460: You have been talking to a computer! One of your friends is reading the whole conversation and laughing it up right now! GET EVEN! Have the bot prank all your friends by visiting imprank.ebaumsworld(dot)com
(15:03:45) Wezzul: it was SO hard to tell
How very stupid.
Last night, we saw the Constantines at Mac's. It was pretty forgettable, except for Dylan and this chap named Neil. He knew a friend of a friend of mine, so he came over to talk with me and Dylan. Dylan non-chalantly took his beer, and drank it. The guy walked away, seeming not mad. He came back later, and said "You took my beer". Dylan asked if he wanted it back, he started huffing and puffing and looking like he was gonna spit. He said "Do you know who I am?" Neither of us really gave a damn. More hillarity ensued when we found out he had pushed a girl down once, and we went to confront him about this, no idea why. In any case, the guy ended up having to call AAA since his truck wouldn't start.
Current Music: The Hard Lessons - Milk and Sugar
(01:32:53) dame_un_beso_lindo21: asl?
(01:33:18) wezzul: fuck/your/self
(01:33:26) dame_un_beso_lindo21: ok
(01:33:39) dame_un_beso_lindo21: why u commin at me like that for?
(01:33:55) wezzul: who starts a conversation like that, exactly?
(01:34:04) dame_un_beso_lindo21: wow
(01:34:12) dame_un_beso_lindo21: hi how r u?
(01:34:15) dame_un_beso_lindo21: asl?
(01:34:19) dame_un_beso_lindo21: is that better?
(01:34:22) wezzul: lol
(01:34:25) wezzul: sure it is
(01:34:33) wezzul: 24/f/montana
(01:34:54) dame_un_beso_lindo21: 21 f ny
(01:35:05) dame_un_beso_lindo21: well do u have aol o aim shawty?
(01:35:22) wezzul: i have your mom in a noose
(01:35:51) dame_un_beso_lindo21: ook
(01:36:36) wezzul: yay!! I win again!
(00:22:27) ang3l_morningstar: hi
(00:22:52) wezzul: who this is
(00:23:00) ang3l_morningstar: angel
(00:23:24) ang3l_morningstar: you wrote me on the dating site and gave me your yahoo i.m.
(00:23:33) ang3l_morningstar: (ninasamone)
(00:23:34) wezzul: hahaha
(00:23:36) wezzul: thats hillarious
(00:23:40) ang3l_morningstar: why?
(00:23:44) wezzul: gotta be the funniest thing i heard today
(00:23:53) ang3l_morningstar: r u serious?
(00:24:00) wezzul: no, no, are YOU serious
(00:24:15) ang3l_morningstar: are you on matchdoctor or romantic planet?
(00:24:20) wezzul: no
(00:24:26) wezzul: that's dumb
(00:24:39) ang3l_morningstar: ok,bye
(00:24:43) wezzul: hahahahahaha
(00:26:15) ang3l_morningstar: sorry wrong guy
(00:26:24) wezzul: you dont say
(00:26:50) ang3l_morningstar: you dont have to be rude,i made a mistake and typed the name wrong on here
(00:26:55) wezzul: hahaha
(00:26:57) wezzul: i'll be rude
Morons....
